There is no Spoon

• February 25, 2009 • 1 Comment

Ideals are dangerous – realities are better.

• November 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Hey, killing you was an accident – there’s absolutely nothing to complain about.

• October 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Truth or Dare – but do you dare telling the truth?

• October 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

It’s amazing what you did for me! Thank you very much and live long and prosper!

• October 15, 2008 • 2 Comments

Real hard fact is that everything is possible. You’re just not thinking creatively. But I have all the confidence that you can do that.

• October 11, 2008 • 1 Comment

There’s no ticket back this time so don’t worry.

• October 8, 2008 • 1 Comment

I don’t need to fight to prove I’m right.

• September 5, 2008 • 2 Comments

It’s not worry – it’s goddamn rage!

• August 31, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Are we there yet? – No. – Are we there yet? – No… – Are we there yet? – NO!

• August 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

They didn’t even ask any questions.

• August 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

There’s CCTV in my fridge and picturing someone naked turns out to be a federal offence.

• August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

When I’m drunk I think in English, when I’m asking a girl out I dream in French, I order coffee in Italian and sometimes in between I even use German.

• August 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Those who talk about crazy things are doubtless to be questioned. Those who actually do crazy things are to be admired or shot on sight.

• August 14, 2008 • Leave a Comment

We offer you sex, drugs, rock’n'roll, absolute freedom and some new toys. All we want is your money and some reason.

• August 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I am fully capable to balance a cat on one arm while I bend down to drink water and burst into laughter.

• August 3, 2008 • 1 Comment

Involuntary matchmaker who is bad at dates is looking for world domination, a nice dress and a publisher for her dreams.

• August 2, 2008 • 1 Comment

Why do they always assume I’m talking about sex when I’m talking about chocolate?

• July 30, 2008 • Leave a Comment

On the usage of public toilets, light bulb assassination and some disclosure of the true purpose of presents.

• July 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

 
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