Hi, this is my voice mailbox. I’m not around right now. Why don’t you leave a message so I can call you back when you’re not around…

• September 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Talking ain’t doing.

• September 7, 2008 • 1 Comment

It’s not worry – it’s goddamn rage!

• August 31, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Put your hands behind your head. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law or a public blog.

• August 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Involuntary matchmaker who is bad at dates is looking for world domination, a nice dress and a publisher for her dreams.

• August 2, 2008 • 1 Comment

Why do they always assume I’m talking about sex when I’m talking about chocolate?

• July 30, 2008 • Leave a Comment

My laugh is so ridiculous that it makes others laugh, my appetite makes them take me out for dinner and my smile leaves them cold.

• July 26, 2008 • 2 Comments

I get attached to total strangers, attack things I’m not up against and take every chance I get to eat something.

• July 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment

 
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