Ten Truths – Or: My First Meme

• January 19, 2009 • 1 Comment

Truth or Dare – but do you dare telling the truth?

• October 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

It’s amazing what you did for me! Thank you very much and live long and prosper!

• October 15, 2008 • 2 Comments

Real hard fact is that everything is possible. You’re just not thinking creatively. But I have all the confidence that you can do that.

• October 11, 2008 • 1 Comment

No, it’s not funny – at least not big deal. It simply is way beyond redemption!

• October 7, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Everytime you believe to know what you’re up against there’s another surprise.

• October 1, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Talking ain’t doing.

• September 7, 2008 • 1 Comment

It’s not worry – it’s goddamn rage!

• August 31, 2008 • Leave a Comment

There’s CCTV in my fridge and picturing someone naked turns out to be a federal offence.

• August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

We offer you sex, drugs, rock’n'roll, absolute freedom and some new toys. All we want is your money and some reason.

• August 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment

My laugh is so ridiculous that it makes others laugh, my appetite makes them take me out for dinner and my smile leaves them cold.

• July 26, 2008 • 2 Comments

I get attached to total strangers, attack things I’m not up against and take every chance I get to eat something.

• July 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment